smile, tomorrow will be worse

Clipped from Murphy's laws

If anything can go wrong, it will in a most inopportune time.
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which something can go wrong and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
Mother nature is a bitch.

Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.

Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.

The chance of the buttered side of the bread falling face down is directly proportunal to the cost of the carpet.

A falling object will always land where it can do the most damage.

A valuable dropped item will always fall into an inaccessible place.

A tool lying around in plain sight will not be found once a year when needed.

The person ahead of you in a queue will have the most complex transaction possible.

No matter how hard you try, every once in a while something is going right.

It is always on the other side.

Murphy's Golden rule: whoever has the gold makes the rule.

Traffic is inversely proportional to how late you are or will be.

The wind will always blow opposit to your hairdo.

Things are never as good as they are bad.

If for some reason Murthy's law fails to operate, it is building up for something big.